The Plight of the ECG (Elderly Christian Gentleman)

This article on moral evolution (or devolution?) is one of the most entertaining and well-written articles I've read in a long time. It makes some great points in between the wryly self-deprecating commentary. Enjoy.

From the article:

" ... There is Alma, 19, who models lingerie. She is endearing: 'I don't have experience, but I learn rapidly. I am sensual, beautiful, and muy morbosa (that is, partial to kinky sex). I receive you in my lingerie and we will make love many times surrounded by the luxury you expect.' There is a sister act of Ana and Angela, lesbian students who are muy morbosas and who perform separately or together; and another lesbo team, Laura and María, who though they are muy enamoradas occasionally 'require a man.' There is Alicia, 20, 'elegant and morbosa.' And then there is Andaluza, a self-confessed 29 years old, the veteran of the lot: "incredibly beautiful, exotic massages, all services." Alas, she commands only 100 euros (the others, from 125 to 250 euros). ...

There are dozens and dozens of them advertised in those two pages. In a dignified publication like ABC, which takes itself oh-so-seriously, this is startling: at least, as I say, to an Elderly Christian Gentleman like myself. The cuties almost all describe themselves as muy morbosa, which may be the fitting description for European politics and morals in this new age. They like it low-down and kinky."